A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
Hey guys. These days are really boring so I don’t have a lot of things to say. And probably nothing to say.
But anyway, I do hope NJ gives us the proper blue square tables next year rather than the large yellow round tables cause they are really ugly. NJ says those round tables allow us to make more discussions but they only make us get distracted from lessons as we happily chat away. And if we are sitting back facing the white board then we’ve got to turn our body and strain our neck in order to look at the board. It’s really stupid. Also it occupies so much space and we can hardly walk to one end of the classroom to the other. What I always to do to get from the back of the classroom to the front, is to get out of the class by the back door and enter by the front. I mean, we’re not in a restaurant or something, why should we sit around a horrible round table? Easier to discuss? You must be kidding me man.
Anyway below is something I found on iGoogle. I thought it’s pretty cool so I decided to post it on my blog. The preset is for girls, but you’re a guy then press the Boy button on the bottom left corner.
Oh yes, today I disassembled my phone to clean the screen on the inside cause it’s dirty. But I’m not sure how the dirt got into the phone. :D
I guess that’s all. I’m watching new moon tomorrow. :)
JIAYI.